We just LOVE stories of Dumb Criminals, and this one’s a doozy! We found this guy in England…
Bumbling Zach Jackson, 19, will be wishing he just made a mental note after his list found its way into officers’ hands and contained other such words of wisdom as ‘warm up before doing it’.
Jackson assaulted his victim, also 19, and stole her phone when she was returning home from a night out with friends in Blackpool.His victim’s father used her phone signal to track its location before informing the police who, while arresting Jackson, found his step-by-step guide to the crime.
Preston Crown Court was told that Jackson was hiding in a doorway pretending to talk on a phone and attacked the victim when she asked him for a cigarette.
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